Dear ladies can we please discuss why most women are buying into the unconventional yet popular cucumber trend. So, as i was busy mi...
Dear ladies can we please discuss why most women are buying into the unconventional yet popular cucumber trend.
So, as i was busy minding my business in a crowded Matatu, my ears caught wind of a conversation between ladies who kept giggling.
According to the two, men are so overrated. If you need some company, walk to the nearest grocery shop and buy yourself a big, fat and juicy cucumber. Yikes!
So my spidey senses also realised the ladies thought cucumber could be whipped out anywhere and anytime.
According to them, the fruits were less dramatic and yielded to their every demand.
These are some reasons why some women prefer cucumber than men:
1. The average cucumber is at least six inches long.
2. It stay hard for a week.
3. It tells you, size doesn't matter.
4. It does not get so excited.
5. It never suffers from performance anxiety.
6. It is easy to pick up.
7. You can fondle cucumber in a supermarket or anywhere else you damn well please.
8. A cucumber will always respect you in the morning.
9. It will always wait until you get home.
10. It isn't demanding as a man.
11. It will not ask you to stop.
12. It doesn't care whether you are a virgin or not
So here are some few reasons why Kenyan women prefer cucumber over men.......What is your thoughts on this post.....Lets keep the conversation active in our private and commercial places ongoing.....